The Most Beautiful Woman in the World

I sit in my favourite pub at the bar.
Suddenly, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen came to the door.
I wonder how I could approach her and order
Finally one of the best bottles of champagne, which the restaurant has to offer with the note, whether she would drink it with me,
I let the bottle from the top to bring to her.
She reads the note, smiled over at me and also writes something
On which they can then bring the top to me.
It says:
"Dear Lord, if I have to drink this bottle with you need to
Be in your garage is a Mercedes in your account at least a
One million are located, should be in your pants are 17 inches and a cottage
On the Canary Islands would also be desirable. " I read this and smile and write back: "Dear Madam, in my garage there is a Porsche, a Ferrari and a Mercedes, in all my 8 accounts there are 2 million each, and I have a holiday home in Bali, one in Rome, one in Florida and even one in Austria. But never in life, not even for the most beautiful woman in the world, would I let me cut 6 inches......... You give the bottle back easy! "